I'm sorry, but I am an effing retard.

With the economy in the shitter and tax season around the corner many freelancers like myself have been trying to cut back where they can. For those of you who know me well, you would not be surprised to hear that my finances are in complete disarray. I have set things up so that my bills are automatically deducted from my checking account, eliminating the need for me to even open my bills when they come in the mail—and I never open open them. Maybe I find it too depressing or maybe I am just really irresponsible, BUT, I made a recent discovery that it might be a good idea to check on those once in awhile. When I called AT&T today to see if I could change my phone plan I was told that I have 20,000 ROLLOVER MINUTES. WHAT THE EFF!?! I have spent so much time texting people and not calling them directly that I managed to acquire this many rollover minutes?? These minutes could potentially get me through the next decade. I am retarded.